• Khedira:"Real Madrid will bounce back against Manchester City"
  • Emanuelson "all hell will break loose" if Milan fail to beat Anderlecht
  • Girard: I want Montpellier fans to give Arsenal players hell
  • Manchester United is the most valuable club in sport by Forbes Magazine with a value of £1.43billion
  • Barcelona have reportedly offered €60m for Brazilian starlet Neymar
  • Luuk De Jong signs 5 years contract with Borussia,M'Gladbach will pay €15 M to Dutch side
  • Manchester City and Barcelona are interested in Falcao who might cost them more than €40 million
  • Guardiola agent rubbishes Russia links
  • David Beckham Suspended by MLS Committee
  • Thiago Silva, Hulk make Brazil's Olympic squad
  • Robin van Persie to Juventus?‎
  • Diego Forlan signs with Internacional
  • Tottenham Hotspur Could Be Set For £200m Investment
  • Luis Van Gaal is the coach of the Netherlands national team
  • Man United & Man City On red alert as Inter Milan admit that Sneijder sale is a possibility
  • Inter captured Handanovic and Matias Silvestre
  • Bayern offers €25 million for Martinez

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Thursday, July 19, 2012

PSG new signings !!! - recommended

PSG is breaking every transfer record. After they bought Thiago Silva and Ibrahimovic from AC Milan they march on and over the last 48 hours signed new fantastic players. 
They bought Fernando Alonso for an amount of incredible 85 million euros. They also managed to sign SUPERMAN for an undisclosed fee, an amount speculated to be around 125 million euros. Superman will form PSG's super-attacking duo with Ibrahimovic.
Believe it or not PSG also captured none other but Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris's main task will be to convince every person (doesn't matter young or old) to become a PSG fan, in order to make PSG the most popular club in the world. Norris doesn't need hundreds of years to make history, he will make 100 years history within a day for PSG. Belen Rodriguez was added to PSG medical staff in order to work on players chemistry in the dressing room and make them heal the injuries faster.
The two last signings are Goku and Nokia 3310. The latter signing is for a better PSG communication during the matches.
Latest news say that PSG will not stop here, they intend to spend another 400 million euros in bench players, other players on PSG radar are: Diego Maradona, Pele, Iron Man, Captain America, The Hulk, Thor, Usain Bolt. They got the money so nothing is impossible and unreachable for PSG. Expect the unexpected.

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