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Thursday, July 19, 2012

PSG new signings !!! - recommended

PSG is breaking every transfer record. After they bought Thiago Silva and Ibrahimovic from AC Milan they march on and over the last 48 hours signed new fantastic players.
They bought Fernando Alonso for an amount of incredible 85 million euros. They also managed to sign SUPERMAN for an undisclosed fee, an amount speculated to be around 125 million euros. Superman will form PSG's super-attacking duo with Ibrahimovic.
Believe it or not PSG also captured none other but Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris's main task will be to convince every person (doesn't matter young or old) to become a PSG fan, in order to make PSG the most popular club in the world. Norris doesn't need hundreds of years to make history, he will make 100 years history within a day for PSG. Belen Rodriguez was added to PSG medical staff in order to work on players chemistry in the dressing room and make them heal the injuries faster.
The two last signings are Goku and Nokia 3310. The latter signing is for a better PSG communication during the matches.
Latest news say that PSG will not stop here, they intend to spend another 400 million euros in bench players, other players on PSG radar are: Diego Maradona, Pele, Iron Man, Captain America, The Hulk, Thor, Usain Bolt. They got the money so nothing is impossible and unreachable for PSG. Expect the unexpected.

Balotelli Funny Pics + EURO 2012 Caricature of the day

Super Mario Belotelli is becoming a beast. Will the beast be unleashed once again tonight? Will he score 4 goals as he said against Casillas and Spain? One thing is for sure, Balotelli has become EURO 2012 Chuck Norris edition. His emotions were sky-high after he scored his second goal against Germany. Take a look at some super funny pictures the fans made thanks to their photoshop skills. Plus EURO 2012 final's caricature of the day.
Let this be a great warm-up for tonight's UEFA EURO 2012 final match SPAIN - ITALY.
DRINKS ✓
FRIENDS ✓

ITALY or SPAIN ?

Daily Flash News: West Ham, Tottenham, Real Madrid, Milan + Balotelli Caricature

West Ham wants to sign Seedorf
Joachim Low: "Our defense was slow and not active enough"
According to MIRROR, Vilas-Boas wants Hulk and Moutinho in Tottenham if he was to sign as Tottenham's manager.
Alessandro Nesta is currently in negotiations with Toronto.
Anderlecht are ready to sell Lucas Biglian. For his services interested are Real Madrid and Arsenal.
Udinese to Milan and others: "Forget about Handanovich, Arsenal and Tottenham lead the chase for him."
Newcastle has offered £6 million for Debuchy.
PSG has joined the race Juventus, Milan and Real Madrid for Van Persie.
Keita I won't go to Liverpool
Chelsea has offered £25.3 milion for Fiorentina attacking midfielder, Jovetic. Chelsea are also keeping their eye on Modric.
Porto was quick to deny that there are any offers from Manchester and Tottenham for Moutinho.

Is Del Bosque Next?

EURO 2012 Caricature of the day: Ronaldo still waiting for his turn

The wanna-be penalty shoot out hero Cristiano Ronaldo is still waiting for his turn to shoot the last penalty kick, and seal the first spot for EURO 2012 finals. Goal.com's cartoonist describes you better how does Ronaldo feel.
Fabregas made the decisive penalty and thanks to him Spain overcome in penalty shoot-out the motivated Portugal team. Del Bosque said Fabregas insisted to take that penalty and Del Bosque is proud for doing the right decision. Joao Moutinho and Bruno Alves both failed to score for Portugal and thanks to them Ronaldo will have to wait his turn maybe until the next EURO TOURNAMENT.
P.S. Go take a look inside the stadium maybe you'll still see wanna-be hero Ronaldo waiting for his turn :)

EURO 2012 Caricature of the day

Omar Momani presents us with his latest EURO 2012 caricature of the day. We see how Croatia slowly, with hard fight slips down, we also saw the pointless Ireland singing the Sayonara EURO 2012 song. Greece,Italy, Germany, Spain, Iniesta, Balotelli....MADE IT THROUGH...the FIGHT FOR THE TOP SPOT IS ON..WHO's next to be eliminated? Who is going to make it? WHO IS GOING TO BE CROWNED "UEFA EURO CHAMPION 2012?"
Plus follows a picture with interesting ENGLAND stats.

(VIDEO) ACM MKD proudly presents EURO 2012 fan of the week

Just like UEFA keeps updating us with "Team of the week", ACM-MKD blog will keep an eye on the fun part of football as well. After all football reunite us all, all that is achieved with pure fun. This fan surely has "moves like jagger", however this is how everyone should have fun.

Homer Simpson EURO 2012 point of view

This is how Homer Simpson sees the EURO 2012 logo. As a biscuit and it should be taken down and eaten.
Next you will read some funny football Homer Simpson quotes.

Homer Simpson: Hey, Flanders, you're the worst coach this team has ever had!
Marge Simpson: He's the only coach this team has ever had. And the season hasn't even started yet.
Homer Simpson: Yeah, well, he's... wearing that hat like an idiot.
Marge Simpson: You know, Homer, it's very easy to criticize.
Homer Simpson: Fun too.

Homer Simpson: Good practice, kids. Now it's time for the easiest part of any coach's job. The cuts. Although I wasn't able to cut everyone I wanted to, I have cut a lot of you. Wendell is cut. Rudy is cut. Janey, you're gone. Steven, I like your hustle
Homer Simpson: . That's why it was so hard to cut you
Homer Simpson: . Congratulations, the rest of you made the team!
Homer Simpson: Except you, you and you.